How to write a comedy sketch using a priest as the main character?

I want to write a comedy sketch and I want to use a catholic priest in England as the main character.
The priest :
is mean to his parishioners even though he thinks hes giving good advice.
Uses harry potter instead of the bible.
he has a bad attitude towards everything even god.
he denies the existence of heaven

and NO child molestation ones because that is just sick.

Any good ideas for a sketch??

By: Bodhisattva_2009

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